Not Your Princess

You say I'll be your Cinderella
But both my shoes are on
Besides, dresses aren't my thing
And I stay out till dawn

You say I'll be your Ariel
But I'll just sink, not swim
I'm not really the water type
And I have four whole limbs

You say I'll be your Snow White
But I'm just the eighth dwarf
I'll take the poison apple,
Then I'll be out for sure

You say I'll be your Sleeping Beauty,
But I don't sleep in late
Besides, I shop for all my clothes;
I don't sew my fate

You say I'll be your Jasmine,
But I think stealing's wrong
You may think I'm pretty,
But thieves don't stay for long

You say I'll be your Beauty
And you could be my Beast,
But I don't like aggressive,
Not even mean at the least